Party in the USA, Miley (full on in musical inspiration for this chick)
This totes spectacular iPod set brought to you by the fact that I am laptop less until my boyfriend gets here tomorrow so I'm not ignoring anyone I just can't do much in the app.
As Sophia told me when she gave me the link, I know you're going to join Mane. But no. I am not joining Mane, which may come as a surprise to certain people (read: literally everyone who knows me), but I have decided I like challenges and going against my usual aesthetic is a challenge. Lets just hope I'm good enough to do it well. I've tried, and fucked it up, way too many times.
Off to go stab my voodoo doll of Britney Spears while channelling the power of One Direction for sugary sick goodness.
Oh yeah hi @abcdefuck & @sophiaspastic I can't put this in your group on my phone so hi.
☼ Nihls-Krieger, Windsor (known affectionately as Windsor Blitzkrieg) (19)
Hometown: Geneva, Switzerland (I don't know how either like her parents must have taken home the wrong baby)
Theme song: I Wanna Be Bad, Willa Ford // I Love It, Iconapop // Rock Star, Prima J (this song times a thousand)
(you know what, I'll just make a playlist)
Scent: Prada Candy
Never without: Ridiculously pink and shiny lipgloss, stilettos and her model uniform, her iPhone and an uber glittery case, jewelry that costs more than the bounty on a terrorist's head, candy, lacy über sexay lingerie, her 'polaroids and agency portfolio' (code words, darling), and a bad American accent.
The tramp/specialization: There's a bit of a problem with that, actually. According to the reports Windsor turns in, her killing mechanisms and behaviour is all over the place, which is either brilliant, or highly suspicious. Some at the agency even question that she has killed anyone, target or not, and they're definitely right, because there is no way she's that brilliant.
Likes: Glittery clubbing dresses (um, duh?), so-bright-they-hurt colours, kitten videos, lingerie, bubblegum (especially Double Bubble), politics (or so she says), counting calories, power, Chanel, modeling, Marc Jacobs, Marni, being blonde and less than ten percent of the world's population, Juicy Couture and H&M, boys boys and an extra side of boys, dramatics, paparazzi (no one follows her yet, but she's working on it), slang, texting, giggling, potassium cyanide, gummy bears and other diabetes inducing snacks, champagne (mostly pink), Miu Miu, designer clothing, and herself (obviously).
Dislikes: Boring and totally gross people, like perverts (that's pretty much it)
Bio: Windsor Nihls-Krieger, who nicknamed herself Blitzkrieg when she was seven and made sure it stuck, is blonde. Of course, that shouldn't mean anything particularly special, but stereotypes of blondes have a stunning range, from hot ditzes with huge assets on the cover of Sports Illustrated and Playboy, to sorority girls, and trophy wives. Windsor is all three. Well, she's not a trophy wife yet, but she's working on that. With her stereotype air headed giggles, the beguiling blonde is a high fashion model, the sort people expect and prefer. The strange part is her past, which, unlike many other Sol girls' pasts, is totally un-murky. Windsor still has parents in her home base of Geneva, a Nobel committee member German-Dutch chemist who has had success in creating an effective cancer prevention drug currently in trials with high tech labs all over the world for her father and a nanotechnologist in talks with the United Nation to create a nano missile arsenal, urged and supported by the world's superpowers English mother, both researchers at the University of Geneva. Everyone wonders how such brilliant people created such a dumb daughter, but Windsor learned to shrug it off long ago. She likes who she is, Swiss valley girl or not, and if anyone tries to bring her down, they'll be added to Sol's hit list. The question is, will they end up dead? Although a more important question is certainly will Windsor be the one to do it? It's definitely totes sketch, but lately, little Win has been logging some major kills, and the oversight is suspicious. Guess they should be, since she so can't kill, like, anyone.
Model: Erin Heatherton ( I may or may not have ascertained her as a perfect ditzy model due to @ducktape. I need to stop siphoning your creative energy, Ducky, sorry)
Taken by: @volonte but I dunno this is a little iffy cheers to myself I guess good luck babes
☼ Interview
(beginning note: here she may seem over the top dumb, just remember she speaks like four languages fluently and English isn't one of them) (also the story of how she became an assassin is long and therefore it is the story, in a few parts)
a. Tell us about you. What’s your name, how old you are, your background.
Wow, you couldn't try to start with hard one? I'm Windsor Nihls-Krieger, but everyone calls me Windsor Blitzkrieg. You totes can too, that is like a hundred percent cool. I'm 19 years young but I don't see why that matters, it's not like this is porn. Wait, topless... what? Ohmygod. This might be harder than I thought. Um, what was the question? My background? My parents are Nobel committee members, is that worth anything? I have a cat?
b. Why should we even consider you for a job? What could you bring to the agency that we haven’t seen before?
Um... I'm really pretty? And I totally speak awesome German, French and Italian so I might, like, be able to make more designers like me or whatever. Also everyone tells me I should models so I totally am going to.
c. How much experience do you have? Any unusual talents?
I can like, totally tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. But I'm not that experienced? Can I learn? I promise I'll work harder on modeling than I did on learning math, pinky swear.
d. What’s your greatest weakness and what’s your greatest strength?
My greatest strength is totally in my butt, I am so totally addicted to those cray spin classes that like sculpt your asss into greatness? I don't know how to spell weakness. Seriously. I don't. Spellcheck puts lines under both W-E-E-K-N-E-S and W-E-E-K-N-E-S-S so I have no idea what else it could be.
e. What are you passionate about?
Passionfruit smoothies? Passionfruit sea salt scrubs? Passionfruit?
f. Describe your work style.
Ohmygod, don't get me started. I like have this, you know, huuuuge closet with all these super bright designer clothes and like, it's all so perfect. But I'm guessing you'll make wear like less pretty stuff?
